An oath of allegiance taken in closer proximity, a promise more precise, a seal on a confession, a rose-red dot upon the letter "i" in loving; a secret which elects the mouth for ear; an instant of eternity murmuring like a bee; a balmy communion with a flower of flowers; a fashion of inhaling each other's heart, and of tasting, on the brink of lips, each other's soul." Or--a simple move "to where the flavor is"... He sat alone, remembering her body through the monitor's glare. A whole city burned in her eyes. She was the quintessential LA woman. She created trends, developed new lifestyles, and influenced everyone's concept of what cartography should be. A definite triumph of dignity and style with a rich,satisfying taste. Somewhere-in-between understated and overstated, he mused,her insatiable hunger for the appetites of others always provoked a more interesting state of affairs. And the rest? The details may seem superfluous, but they're not. There should be no unknown quantity--no Unknown/X--to breakthrough our adolescent technophilia and obscure the fact that more people are working harder for less. Yes. Strange weather. Like the atmosphere in a photograph of a white canvas with the words "there is no such thing as a foreign language" emblazoned on it. You can strip this image of its caption and reduce it to a snippet from a rock video, but that would be truly useless unless you added an upbeat music track in 16-bit stereo. The intermingled blasts of car bombs, the 8X sampled wails of dying political relations, and the blues beat of a flight in general toward detonation and death may make for astute aesthetic listening--but--they are certainly not up-to-date fashion necessities or consolations for contemporary life. Well...once its all in sync it probably won't hold together anyway. In which case... As an exercise, imagine yourself standing right where your living, in rainwear that is unquestionably unpredictable. Try stopping that bedroom headache before it happens. Admittedly, what you would really like to be doing is watching late-night TV. Plugged in. Without distractions. No hassles. But--you can't. Imagine. Bold, sleek, and high-tech. Zippered up the front. Belted in lycra and nylon with a polyurethane coating. Your bold graphic looks are getting you ogles. It makes the thought of disrobing an unrivaled pleasure. She moves from the shadow into full view. Through the clinging silk robe you glimpse the subtlest glint of gold. From head to toe such novel touches make all the difference. Inside that paisley silk you know there is atimeless encounter yearning to happen. The only problem is, that with a mind wrapped up in the byzantine intricacies of system analysis, its hard to take the details lightly. Each subtlety, no matter how minute, is painstakingly attended to. Subtlety is indispensable. Conspicuous subtlety is god damn sexy. Burn me, baby. Oh, yes...its burning, burning, burning. Burn, baby, burn. Behind her, reflected full-length in the puddle of water on the sidewalk, is the extraordinary new 55" Big Screen TV that's truly in a class by itself. Accompanied by this marvel of technology (that can only be described as another significant engineering breakthrough), she appears to be in two places at once. Her image is unsurpassed in brightness, color accuracy, sharpness and realism. You know that you've got to be experiencing high-performance opticalentertainment. You know that--NOW--you're really living. "Do you believe I can create incomparable originals?" She seemed to be fading again into memory even as she spoke. He couldn't see her face anymore, just her bare outline silhouetted in the flames. He was confused by the quality of her voice...it had been oddly amplified. The thought startled him. Something...a kind of reverb...like a primitive, midi-mediated surround/quad system. He had been alert for evidence of Gore-Tex chip implants, but hadn't seen any. What an impossible bundle. It's always the signs without referents, the empty, senseless, absurd and elliptical signs that absorb us. He caught his reflection in the surface of his thought. It didn't matter. He wanted her back despite her seductiveness. Being a transsexual clone, she was the only possible biotronic mirror for his narcissism. No one elsewould ever stimulate his narcosis the way she did. He was in love with how he had begun to die to himself again in her. The tall, metal lookout tower stood out imposingly amid a faux birch forest littered with large replicas of pharmeceuticals.It had been just the remedy. An artful hallucination always provides the necessary hope in which various personae can be created and enacted. Are we really to believe that just by letting things be as they are we are bringing into being evocative works of transience? Or is this another downhill slope to obscurity? Summer has a way of leaving the poor and the sky intact, even as old men brace themselves at cafe tables and absorb the bravado of younger men with plastered hair intent on detailing the conquests of their brown-bodied women. It is always up to each individual to wonder if all this is vulgar or revolting, elegant or deplorable. Ah! But then...in just one soaping a man's skin can start living better. His face will be thoroughly clean. Look fresh. Feel comfortable. He can be ready for the long, hot summer. Whether the opportunity is local or long distance--color is the obvious pharmakon. And when it comes to color--like sexual partners--the hotter and brighter the better. Maybe you can't change the world. But you can change a life. Think about it... Good design is pure, true, technically unadulterated. Function is its basic premise. Materials are not chosen forsuperficial beauty, but because they are uniquely suited toFunction. Workmanship is a rare quality. Form always follows Function...technically innovative, individual, fascinating. Contemporary. But, forget it. Everywhere we turn in the postmodern world we see internal contradictions and meanings open to perpetual re-evaluation. Real people. Real taste. Pulse-quickening discomfort. "Naturally, I lost my shirt," he said with bitterness. "Why should this year be any different?" "Was she there?" "With Mr. Tall and Witty." "Did she ask about me?" "Not exactly. But I did detect a note of tragic longing in her eyes." "Maybe she bet as badly as you did. Many of us have had to anesthetize ourselves to our needs." Picture a black hole. One that would have to be dug. Digging the hole would be part of the thing. Maybe women with machines should dig it. It could be called "La Belle Dame SansMerci"--it would have to have teeth, of course. Better yet, men could make it themselves with smart bombs. Let's face it, coming up with a great idea is tough enough; producing it should be the easy part. Right? Maybe. In the end, you always come back to the basics: Photograph the Thing. The image could be enhanced. O.K. Add an elegant text page with square bullets, green type and a "doodad" box. Before and after shots could be used to surrealistically defy spatial perspective--but without unnecessary appeals to conscience--the overall design SHOULD aggressively hijack andrecycle culture, it's expected. The style could be ripped from any source, or multiple sources. Colliding world-views translate nicely into designed images to be purchased. That all faces are seen is permissable since few are given voice. Why? Because time is money. "Authors reveal more about themselves through there choice ofwords than with the subjects they write about" he stated, taking ownership of the pronouncement he'd read once in an interwiew with Norman Mailer. He felt their emptiness. There was, without doubt, a decided lack of humor in his LA audience this year. His attention began to wander from the text in front of him, out into the room. Her eyes. They were enormous. Heavily lashed and colored a steely blue-grey. Her face was gorgeous. She was trans-world. Obviously. Her body was alluringly framed in gossamer fabrics of chifon, jersey and lame--but without the slightest hint of visual sentimentality. She radiated vitality and an uncompromising directness; she seemed to evolve in front of him, even as he regressed. The muscles in her arms and legs were well-toned and strong,yet--at the same time, soft and sensual. She probably wasn't born with a perfect figure. No. She had learned to be beautiful. She had practiced...experimented...had been unremitting in her efforts to create beauty from her potential. "What is your purpose?" Her tone was matter-of-fact. "To keep the faith." The obvious weariness in his voice troubled him so he decided to try to mask it. "I don't think I understand." "I keep faith in nothing. That nothing will sustain us." "Are you capable of representation?" The implications made him want to fuck her right there. She obviously possessed the algorithmic aesthetics and sophisticated physical politics of a post-mechanical reproduction. A rare digital dream. Pure Otherness. An alien product of machine intelligence the likes of which rarely became sentient. The desire to interact with her artificiality nearly overwhelmed his remaining self-restraint. Why was she so electrifying? Could he really dream in her a 21st century in which the horrors of the twentieth would not be repeated? He was consumed. Flux, flow. Surface or substance? Virtually, the shapeshifting enters burst mode at the speed of light. Morphologies of recombined digital human genetic codes and artificially intelligent life forms endlessly evolve in hallucinated, biomachinically imagined, dreamed reality.--But for now, somewhere on this side of the coming singularity, in another time and place, our needs can be best defended againstthe charades of market-driven, surveyed satisfactions through an enhanced visual literacy. Notable, significant dreaming can only occur after buying is no longer considered a political choice. In effect, our relativism is no excuse for sticking our head in the sand--even if, especially if, it is packaged as revelation,trembling, encounter, communion, radiance. Try to remember: tomorrow is one that will never be forgotten. Quite too soon all happenings begin to fade into memory. There is a great deal that is illusory in our techniques, however, as they used to say, those who won't take advice can't be helped. On and on. Along the irreversible arrow of time. Toward the next quantum jump...to the other side of Progress? Wishing for orgasm and coming to orgasm by masturbation are not equivalent experiences. Nor will either of these ever approach the complexity or intrigue of having a sexual partner--or partners. Getting a grip on the technophallus is not insight. It stands to reason, then, that penetration is not necessarily paradise--although penile friction is pretty heady stuff. Thoughts ofinterdependence, cyclicity and temporal reverberation are not easily mapped onto a habit ot linearity and wanton thrusting. If there is to be success, a few sacred cows must be offered in sacrifice. Inertia, particularly libinal inertia--the inability to be other than an entity driven by self-interest--is debilitating and limiting to an extreme. Fire? Yes. Tool-making? Yes. Dwellings? Yes. But the movement toward the realization of human being as a prosthetic God? Merely bourgeois. And, civilization, as Freud noted, definitely has its discontents...fortunately, every suture opens new wounds. In other words... Put the matter to a form of indirect interrogation. Like hypnosis or some other hynogogic state. Allow an eternal, lucid dreaming to unfold. Scrutinize the surface of the psychic mirror in which you are reflected as someone else under yet another's gaze. Seek that blind spot where linearity is deflected obliquely with a stroke of wit. Create a new body art. Determine a strategy of ritualized impulsiveness. Rave about any artifice that is as yet unexorcised. Think with intoxicated giddiness. Perform a seduction. Are there other rules? Make definite assertions. Avoid tame, colorless, hesitating, noncommittal language. Use the word `not' as a means of denial or in antithesis, never as a means of evasion. Above all, omit non-meta-meaningless words! And what of the world-at-large: is it the will-to-power enclosed by nothingness as by a boundary? This, perhaps, deserves further consideration.